officialannakendrick:

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

(Source: dutchster, via living--dead-souls)

50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

(via misty-vixen)

piercingsandink:

bloodgutsandpinups:

c0lin-m0rgan:

'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'

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This post gets me every fucking time

Hahahaha omfg holy shit

(Source: frackyfrickypadalecki, via hogsandcuties)

comealongpondd:

alannamode:

me-and-my-tardis:

on-screen team vs. off-screen team

lets all take a moment to appreciate rdj’s pants

This is my new favourite photoset.

HEMSWORTH’S FACE IN THE LAST ONE

(Source: whochesterarchive, via sherlaawkward)

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comealongpondd:

alannamode:

me-and-my-tardis:

on-screen team vs. off-screen team

lets all take a moment to appreciate rdj’s pants

This is my new favourite photoset.

HEMSWORTH’S FACE IN THE LAST ONE

(Source: whochesterarchive, via sherlaawkward)

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

winchestermystery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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jared 

please vacate the pool please

I love a wet moose.

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OH MY GOD 

(Source: pancakessexual, via sherlaawkward)

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

(Source: megan-hansenn, via cigarettes-and-horizons)

(Source: arrystorm, via bor0mir)

Anonymous:
Your skin is fucking flawless! What's your secret?

unclefather:

jerkidiot:

i eat dermatologists

dermatologists hate him! 

Much pain, swelling, and tiredness right now. 3 days after surgery and I and starting to feel a little better, although yesterday was brutal, I was in more pain than I’ve ever had to endure in my life. Only 3 weeks to go before I should be healed….. Christ I’m bored already… someone make conversation with me please.

There will be no #100days of #fuckinghappiness until I start to feel better. Today was a pretty painful day and it was hard to find anything happy about it. I shall continue from day 21 when I feel better.

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There will be no #100days of #fuckinghappiness until I start to feel better. Today was a pretty painful day and it was hard to find anything happy about it. I shall continue from day 21 when I feel better.

FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUCK!

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FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUCK!

Just had @xcrazygregx cut my hair before I go to the hospital. This is the point where I start thinking “fuck!” Over and over :/

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Just had @xcrazygregx cut my hair before I go to the hospital. This is the point where I start thinking “fuck!” Over and over :/

Seeing as I’m having surgery later, I can’t eat after 7:30 so the only meal of the day will be this. Worth it.

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Seeing as I’m having surgery later, I can’t eat after 7:30 so the only meal of the day will be this. Worth it.

THE INTERNET HAS BETRAYED ME!! 

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THE INTERNET HAS BETRAYED ME!! 

#100happydays #100days of #fuckinghappiness today was a shit day, had to leave work early as I was in pain. But I just made a new friend, his name is tank, because in spider sizes, he fucking is one. #day20

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#100happydays #100days of #fuckinghappiness today was a shit day, had to leave work early as I was in pain. But I just made a new friend, his name is tank, because in spider sizes, he fucking is one. #day20