life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
(Source: dutchster, via living--dead-souls)
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
This post gets me every fucking time
Hahahaha omfg holy shit
(Source: frackyfrickypadalecki, via hogsandcuties)
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
please vacate the pool please
I love a wet moose.
OH MY GOD
(Source: pancakessexual, via sherlaawkward)
Much pain, swelling, and tiredness right now. 3 days after surgery and I and starting to feel a little better, although yesterday was brutal, I was in more pain than I’ve ever had to endure in my life. Only 3 weeks to go before I should be healed….. Christ I’m bored already… someone make conversation with me please.
There will be no #100days of #fuckinghappiness until I start to feel better. Today was a pretty painful day and it was hard to find anything happy about it. I shall continue from day 21 when I feel better.
Just had @xcrazygregx cut my hair before I go to the hospital. This is the point where I start thinking “fuck!” Over and over :/
Seeing as I’m having surgery later, I can’t eat after 7:30 so the only meal of the day will be this. Worth it.
THE INTERNET HAS BETRAYED ME!!
#100happydays #100days of #fuckinghappiness today was a shit day, had to leave work early as I was in pain. But I just made a new friend, his name is tank, because in spider sizes, he fucking is one. #day20