everyone remember 10/17/14
the day tumblr messed up so badly they changed it back within 2 minutes
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
Thank you. But I’m not important at all. Although my alter ego is. I’m spiderman, incase you hadn’t heard. I’m also drunk.
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this: